Laundry Shower

Here's a story about my friend, Kate. Kate's getting married. Kate and I were trying to plan her bachelorette. I wanted to play the laundry game.

Let me first start by saying, I am normally a really good speller--I only lost the 5th grade spelling bee because Burrito really should be synonymous with Chipotle. I can spell Chipotle just fine. A few weeks ago, I realized that lingerie is also a word that trips me up...

#howImetMaddy email:

Solid planski.

(against your will) we will probably have to squeeze in the laundary game... just to see how awkward you get.

Kate is getting married email:
What the hell is that game?

#howImetMaddy email:
Everyone brings you laundry & a pair of undies and you have to guess who each is from.

Kate is getting married email:
Um gross, like old ones? No… this is not happening…

#howImetMaddy email:
EWE

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! laundary for your wedding not old ones.

Kate is getting married email: radio silence.

#howImetMaddy email:
I meant lingerie not laundry.

Kate is getting married email:
Omg thank god…. PHEW

The true lesson is here to check the spelling and context of all words before sending an email; otherwise someone may end up with their panties in a wad. Literally.